It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
This one time a girl let me see her naked.
Then after she got naked she let me touch her
while she was still naked.
Can you believe that shit???
Some Doctor Who femslash fic starring the fabulous lesbian wives Jenny and Vastra
Who are AMAZING and basically my actual favourite thing about the new series EVER
So I decided to choose them as the pairing to do for my first fanfic for this, for the ‘By the fireside’ theme :D
It was safe to say that Vastra was not a fan of winter.
Her species being cold blooded for one thing meant that freezing cold temperatures and snow everywhere she looked was not ideal, but having to deal with not one but two separate alien threats the previous year had only increased her dislike for the season. The fact that she had spent half the night chasing through the streets to apprehend yet another killer that those insufferably incompetent mammals at Scotland Yard couldn’t deal with themselves had also contributed to her sour mood as she stepped into the house
"Be good to the music, and the music will be good to you."
Don’t I feel special. Okie dokie then,
1. I am a ridiculous procrastinator. If i see more than three things at a time that I need to do, I’d find something else that needs done.
2. I also tend to use that to my advantage. I take advantage of myself a lot to make sure I do the right thing and get stuff done.
3. I’m recently (for a while) become obsessed with Bob’s Burgers. I love that show.
4. I’m a role player. Not the sexy bedroom kind
(yet) but the character development plotties that I’ll never be able to publish.
5. I spend why too much time on this site to not talk to my followers more. I’m so anti-social. I need to find a better excuse.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
What do you mean “servings per container”?
If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving.
That I will eat.